So, now you know why I can't be the president of the United States because And I am never fucking quitting! I grew up in the seventies. You could shoot a bullet in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in Boston five minutes later. I'm a little hyped up tonight. With your pink spandex, and your headphones on, dancing, doing the hustle in the middle of traffic
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And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know you really are an asshole? All for a chicken-shit, popcorn headline during an election year. You're never too old to learn something stupid. Which is what made Stewart so brilliant. No wonder he's one of the top recipients of US aid in the dark continent.
None of that pussy shit. I'm telling you right now, I took the NyQuil five years ago. Oh yeah, he had that big enterauge. And all we're gonna serve is raw meat, right on the bone! While every Pat, Tom and other Pat was losing their fucking shirts to the bursting Irish corporate bubble that Bono so vocally championed, the fair-weather patriot was too busy burying his Euro's between the windmills to give a fuck. Of Jimmy, his cousin and best friend, only a solitary finger was recovered.